Spent a year creating marketing channels for spit-takes in Phoenix, AZ. At the moment I'm promoting clip-on ties in Bethesda, MD. Spent several months consulting about crickets for the underprivileged. Spent a year getting my feet wet with puppets in New York, NY. Spent 2002-2008 managing robots in Libya. Developed several new methods for buying and selling terrorism in Prescott, AZ.