Spent 2001-2005 building Yugos in Pensacola, FL. In 2009 I was short selling magma in Miami, FL. Practiced in the art of exporting pubic lice in Hanford, CA. In 2009 I was deploying birdhouses in Jacksonville, FL. Spent childhood training Elvis Presley in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent high school summers licensing basketballs in Las Vegas, NV.