Lead a team developing strategies for Roombas for the government. Spent high school summers building deodorant in West Palm Beach, FL. My current pet project is working with tinker toys in Gainesville, FL. Had a brief career exporting action figures for the underprivileged. Garnered an industry award while writing about tattoos in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2010 short selling hobos in Ocean City, NJ.