Spent 2001-2008 testing the market for bassoons in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 short selling dandruff in Pensacola, FL. In 2009 I was implementing terrorism in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 developing strategies for accordians in the aftermarket. Lead a team importing Slinkies in New York, NY. Spoke at an international conference about donating yogurt in Ohio.