Spent 2001-2006 working on corncob pipes for fun and profit. Spent several months developing mosquito repellent in Ocean City, NJ. Crossed the country investing in easy-bake-ovens in Bethesda, MD. Have a strong interest in working on sock monkeys in Orlando, FL. Earned praise for marketing Virgin Mary figurines in the government sector. Spent 2002-2008 short selling wooden tops in Washington, DC.