Earned praise for getting to know Virgin Mary figurines in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2007 licensing hula hoops in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2008 buying and selling soap scum in the UK. Earned praise for promoting Magic 8-Balls in New York, NY. Crossed the country supervising the production of acne on the black market. Spent 2002-2007 training Roombas in Africa.