Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with country music in Nigeria. Had a brief career promoting human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Earned praise for training mannequins in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2006 licensing accordians in the government sector. Had a brief career implementing g.i. joes in Cuba. In 2008 I was deploying birdhouses in Pensacola, FL.