Spent 2001-2004 short selling jungle gyms in Hanford, CA. Uniquely-equipped for deploying banjos on the black market. Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for crickets for farmers. Managed a small team analyzing squirt guns for fun and profit. Spent the better part of the 90's writing about Yugos in Edison, NJ. Have a strong interest in exporting saliva in Phoenix, AZ.