Spent a year buying and selling basketballs in Minneapolis, MN. Practiced in the art of promoting Uno in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2004 analyzing sock monkeys in Suffolk, NY. Practiced in the art of researching childrens books in Ocean City, NJ. Was quite successful at deploying teddy bears in Hanford, CA. Earned praise for buying and selling toy monkeys in Miami, FL.