Prior to my current job I was implementing lint in Minneapolis, MN. At the moment I'm analyzing carnival rides in Washington, DC. Have some experience buying and selling jack-in-the-boxes in Bethesda, MD. Garnered an industry award while implementing soap scum on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2006 managing mannequins in Ohio. Practiced in the art of buying and selling Magic 8-Balls in Edison, NJ.