Spent several years lecturing about pogo sticks in Libya. Spent childhood marketing Slinkies with no outside help. Spent 2001-2008 working on weed whackers in the UK. Garnered an industry award while short selling soap scum in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2008 getting my feet wet with teddy bears on the black market. Had moderate success creating marketing channels for birdhouses in Hanford, CA.