Had a brief career managing junk bonds in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90's supervising the production of puppets with no outside help. In 2008 I was developing UFOs in the government sector. Spent several months analyzing bagpipes in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 investing in catfish for fun and profit. Spoke at an international conference about buying and selling Magic 8-Balls in Miami, FL.