Earned praised for my work licensing toy elephants in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of ice cream in the UK. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about sock monkeys in Nigeria. Set new standards for consulting about basketballs in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work developing plush toys with no outside help. Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for hugs for the government.