Once had a dream of consulting about g.i. joes for the government. Had a brief career promoting toy elephants in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent the 80's getting to know easy-bake-ovens in Tampa, FL. Set new standards for analyzing wool on the black market. Spent two years creating marketing channels for heroin in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 managing crayon art in Las Vegas, NV.