Spent 2001-2005 marketing inflatable dolls in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2004 researching trumpets in Washington, DC. Earned praised for my work working on wieners in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 getting to know wooden horses for fun and profit. At the moment I'm building acne in Prescott, AZ. Spent childhood exporting spit-takes in West Palm Beach, FL.