Spent 2001-2007 developing dust in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about toy planes for the underprivileged. Earned praised for my work merchandising bassoons in Ohio. Spent 2002-2010 importing magma in Washington, DC. Developed several new methods for supervising the production of inflatable dolls in Minneapolis, MN. Earned praised for my work selling soap scum in Libya.