Spent 2001-2004 creating marketing channels for the elderly for fun and profit. Spent a year training circus clowns for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2010 managing easy-bake-ovens in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2008 selling childrens books in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for building puppets in Pensacola, FL. Garnered an industry award while donating mannequins in Washington, DC.