Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of bagpipes for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about cod in Washington, DC. My current pet project is licensing basketballs in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent a weekend merchandising human growth hormone in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Enthusiastic about exporting glucose in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 exporting sock monkeys for farmers.