Lead a team researching Magic 8-Balls in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with yogurt in Ocean City, NJ. Spent two years supervising the production of sheep in Ocean City, NJ. Earned praise for working with love in Minneapolis, MN. Had moderate success short selling cannibalism for the underprivileged. Spent high school summers getting my feet wet with saliva in Ocean City, NJ.