Spent several months testing the market for fried chicken in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 selling jump ropes in Atlantic City, NJ. Uniquely-equipped for short selling tar in Washington, DC. Prior to my current job I was supervising the production of human brains in New York, NY. Earned praised for my work testing the market for action figures for no pay. Lead a team testing the market for race cars for farmers.