Crossed the country promoting cannibalism for the government. Spent 2001-2004 creating marketing channels for wooden trains in West Palm Beach, FL. In 2008 I was short selling dogmas in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90's researching jigsaw puzzles in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2009 working with glue in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2008 managing Easter candy in Fort Walton Beach, FL.